Furry Starry Widow Mural

FURRY STARRY WIDOW MURAL

(also known as LADLE RAT ROTTEN HUT)

Wants pawn term, dare worsted ladle gull hoe lift wetter murder
inner ladle cordage honor itch offer lodge, dock florist.
Disk ladle gull orphan worry ladle cluck wetter putty ladle rat hut,
and fur disk raisin pimple caulder Ladle Rat Rotten Hut.

Wan moaning Rat Rotten Hut’s murder colder inset: “Ladle Rat Rotten Hut,
heresy ladle basking winsome burden barter end shirker crook yeast. Tick
disk ladle basking tudor cordage offer groin murder hoe lifts honor
udder site offer florist. Shaker lake, dun stopper laundry wrote, end
yonder nor sorghum stenches dun stopper torque wet strainers.”

“Hoe Cake Murder,” resplendent Ladle Rat Rotten Hut, and tickle
ladle basking and stuttered oft. Honor wrote tudor cordage offer groin
murder, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut mitten anomalous woof. “Wail, wail, wail,”
set disk wicket woof, “evanescent Ladle Rat Rotten Hut! Wares or putty
gull goring wizard ladle basking?”

“Armor goring tumor groin murder’s,” reprisal ladle gull. “Grammars
seeking bet. Armor ticking arson burden barter end shirker crook
yeast.”

“O hoe! Heifer blessing woke,” setter wicket woof. Butter taught
tomb shelf, “Oil ticker shirt court tuder cordage offer groin murder.
Oil ketchup wetter letter. End den–o bore!”

Soda wicket woof tucker shirt court, end whinney retched a cordage
offer groin murder, picket inner widow end sore debtor pore oil worming
worse lion inner bet. Inner flesh disk abdominal woof lipped honor
betting adder rope. Zany pool dawn a groin murder’s nut cupend gnat gun,
any curble dope inner bet.

Inner ladle wile, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut a raft attar cordage end
ranker doughball.

“Comb ink, sweat hard,” setter wicket woof, disgracing is
verse.

“O grammar,” crater ladle gull. “Wart Bag icer gut!”

“Buttered lucky chew whiff, doling,” whiskered disk ratchet woof,
wetter wicket small.

“O grammar, ” sea shed. “Water bag noise! An nervous sore suture
anomalous prognosis!”

“Buttered small your whiff,” inserter woof, ants mouse worse ward
ring.

“O grammar, water bag mousey gut!” sicks clammed. “A nervous sore
suture bag mouse!”

Daze worry on forger nut gull’s lest warts. Oil offer sodden throne
offer carvers and sprinkling otter but, disk while an bloat Thursday
woof ceased pore Ladle Rat Rotten Hut an garbled erupt.

MURAL: Yonder nor sorghum stenches shut ladle gulls stopper torque
wet strainers.

(webmaster’s
note: When I first read this in the late 1960s or early 1970s, I heard
- no doubt many times removed from the source – that it was written by
someone at Lawrence Livermore Lab, where my father worked at the time.
It was with great joy and amazement, when I, through our common love of
puns, decades later, shared this with Leonard, learned that he was the
original author!